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牛人是怎样用4句话来概括四大名著的:                                       
原题：                                                                    
  西游：（请填空）                                                          
  红楼：（请填空）                                                          
  水浒：（请填空）                                                          
  三国：（请填空）                                                          

  最点题的答案：                                                            
  西游：（疯狂的猴子）                                                      
  红楼：（疯狂的石头）                                                      
  水浒：（杀杀人，喝喝酒）                                                  
  三国：（大哥，我们动手吧）                                                
                                                                           

  最时尚的答案：                                                            
  西游：（三藏的团队管理艺术浅析）                                          
  红楼：（败家子是怎样炼成的）                                              
  水浒：（兄弟连）                                                          
  三国：（记实文学：是金子总会发光---记农村青年孔明）                       
                                                                            
  最XXX的答案：                                                             
  西游：（俺们天上有人）                                                    
  红楼：（俺们朝廷里有人）                                                  
  水浒：（俺们江湖上有人）                                                  
  三国：（俺们有的是人！）                                                  
                                                                            
  最"批判"的答案：                                                          
  西游：（公款旅游）                                                        
  红楼：（公款***）                                                         
  水浒：（公款吃喝）                                                        
  三国：（为了公款旅游、公款***、公款吃喝而奋斗！）                         
                                                                            
  最畅销的答案：                                                            
  西游：《论西部开发----唐朝学者记录沿途奇遇》                              
  红楼：《论大观园开发----美女公关口述公司内幕》                            
  水浒：《论梁山开发----108人旅游团的悲惨遭遇》                             
  三国：《论中原开发----3大公司争夺开发权内幕》                             
                                                                            
  西游：（一个人类和三个动物的故事）                                        
  红楼：（一个男人和一群女人的故事）                                        
  水浒：（一群男人和三个女人的故事）                                        
  三国：（三个男人和战争的故事）                                            
                                                                            
  西游：（魔幻片）                                                          
  红楼：（我错了片）                                                        
  水浒：（动作片）                                                          
  三国：（战争片）                                                          
                                                                            
  西游：（猴子被人驯服）                                                    
  红楼：（男人被女人驯服）                                                  
  水浒：（好汉被官府驯服）                                                  
  三国：（和平被战争驯服）                                                  
                                                                            
  红楼：（亲戚靠不住）                                                      
  西游：（神仙靠不住）                                                      
  三国：（战友靠不住）                                                      
  水浒：（老大靠不住）