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    Talking about 转 :牛人是怎样用4句话来概括四大名著的:

     

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    转 :牛人是怎样用4句话来概括四大名著的:
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    牛人是怎样用4句话来概括四大名著的:                                       
    原题:                                                                    
      西游:(请填空)                                                          
      红楼:(请填空)                                                          
      水浒:(请填空)                                                          
      三国:(请填空)                                                          
      最点题的答案:                                                            
      西游:(疯狂的猴子)                                                      
      红楼:(疯狂的石头)                                                      
      水浒:(杀杀人,喝喝酒)                                                  
      三国:(大哥,我们动手吧)                                                
                                                                               
      最时尚的答案:                                                            
      西游:(三藏的团队管理艺术浅析)                                          
      红楼:(败家子是怎样炼成的)                                              
      水浒:(兄弟连)                                                          
      三国:(记实文学:是金子总会发光---记农村青年孔明)                       
                                                                                
      最XXX的答案:                                                             
      西游:(俺们天上有人)                                                    
      红楼:(俺们朝廷里有人)                                                  
      水浒:(俺们江湖上有人)                                                  
      三国:(俺们有的是人!)                                                  
                                                                                
      最"批判"的答案:                                                          
      西游:(公款旅游)                                                        
      红楼:(公款***)                                                         
      水浒:(公款吃喝)                                                        
      三国:(为了公款旅游、公款***、公款吃喝而奋斗!)                         
                                                                                
      最畅销的答案:                                                            
      西游:《论西部开发----唐朝学者记录沿途奇遇》                              
      红楼:《论大观园开发----美女公关口述公司内幕》                            
      水浒:《论梁山开发----108人旅游团的悲惨遭遇》                             
      三国:《论中原开发----3大公司争夺开发权内幕》                             
                                                                                
      西游:(一个人类和三个动物的故事)                                        
      红楼:(一个男人和一群女人的故事)                                        
      水浒:(一群男人和三个女人的故事)                                        
      三国:(三个男人和战争的故事)                                            
                                                                                
      西游:(魔幻片)                                                          
      红楼:(我错了片)                                                        
      水浒:(动作片)                                                          
      三国:(战争片)                                                          
                                                                                
      西游:(猴子被人驯服)                                                    
      红楼:(男人被女人驯服)                                                  
      水浒:(好汉被官府驯服)                                                  
      三国:(和平被战争驯服)                                                  
                                                                                
      红楼:(亲戚靠不住)                                                      
      西游:(神仙靠不住)                                                      
      三国:(战友靠不住)                                                      
      水浒:(老大靠不住)                                                      
                                                                                
                                             

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    Steve Zhouwrote:
    我狂顶!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sept. 26
    Ziwei Xiawrote:
    顶一个!!
    Sept. 26
    Zhoulanwrote:
    哈哈 经典
    Sept. 25

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